You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’

—Paul F. Tompkins, Comedy Bang Bang Best of 2013 Part 3 (via jrnny)

I’ve said this a million times: there should be no limitations on comedy. Anything you wanna fucking do - do. But it should be “why do you want to?” When you learn someone’s story, you might not want to. You still can, but you might not want to. If you really learn what a transgendered person goes through, how scary it is, and how brave they are - you might go “you know, I might wanna make fun of the people that make fun of them.”

—Todd Glass, CBB 290 (via dancingwithleland)

chrisreblogs:

posted this before but was sorting through some folders and refound it so here it is.

chrisreblogs:

posted this before but was sorting through some folders and refound it so here it is.

ucbcomedy:

Wise words from the always hilarious Emma Stone.  

Improv is weirdly making me a happier person

ucbcomedy:

Wise words from the always hilarious Emma Stone.  

Improv is weirdly making me a happier person

fuckyeahstvincent:

A three-month @st_vincent tour starts today. Get on board or eff off! (@racheldemy)

Yeah booooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiii

fuckyeahstvincent:

A three-month @st_vincent tour starts today. Get on board or eff off! (@racheldemy)

Yeah booooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiii

scottlava:

GHOST: The Pottery Wheels  

are now available in the Scott C Shop!  

You can buy them individually or in a 4 pack. What an exciting day!

AND NOTE: The special “Personalize Your Book” thing ends on Oct 2! So get on that before it ends.